In the world, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the Woman happy
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
- You make the bed (+1)
- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
- In the rain (+8)
- But return with Beer (-5)
- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
- It’s her pet (-10)
How to take care of your wife – continue reading…
Once there was an emperor in the Far East who was growing old and knew it was coming time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or one of his own children, he decided to do something different.
He called all the young people in the kingdom together one day.
He said, “It has come time for me to step down and to choose the next emperor. I have decided to choose one of you.”
The kids were shocked!
But the emperor continued.
The Emperor’s Seed – continue reading…
The Top 10 Health Benefits of Kissing have been documented in medical studies offering amazing advantages for a long and healthy life.
- Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those who don’t.
- Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind.
- Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and can double your metabolic rate. Research claims that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting 20 seconds each) will cause you to loose an entire extra pound! It’s time to start that kissing diet!
The Top 10 Health Benefits of Kissing… – continue reading…
Here is the ABC of friendship:
- (A) ccepts you as you are
- (B) elieves in “you”
- (C) alls you just to say “HI”
- (D) oesn’t give up on you
- (E) nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
- (F) orgives your mistakes
- (G) ives unconditionally
- (H) elps you
- (I) nvites you over
- (J) ust “be” with you
- (K) eeps you close at heart
- (L) oves you for who you are
- (M) akes a difference in your life
- (N) ever Judges
- (O) ffer support
- (P) icks you up
- (Q) uiets your fears
- (R) aises your spirits
- (S) ays nice things about you
- (T) ells you the truth when you need to hear it
- (U) nderstands you
- (V) alues you
- (W) alks beside you
- (X) plains thing you don’t understand
- (Y) ells when you won’t listen and
- (Z) aps you back to reality
Daniel : I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine : I think so. All of my friends have boyfriends and we are the only two persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives.
Daniel: Yup! I don’t know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We’ll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I’ll be your girlfriend for thirty days and you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That’s a great plan. In fact, I don’t have anything to do for the following weeks..
DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together and were both touched in the romantic film.
DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had a picnic. Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.
Don’t be late for LOVE – continue reading…
Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time.
Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he’d sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race. He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ.
The hare woke up and realized that he’d lost the race.
The moral:
Slow and steady wins the race.
This is the version of the story that we’ve all grown up with.”
THE STORY DOESN’T END HERE.
There are few more interesting things.
It continues as follows.
The Story Doesn’t End Here – continue reading…