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How to take care of your wife

  • Posted on October 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm

How to take care of your wifeIn the world, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the Woman happy

Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

  • You make the bed (+1)
  • You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
  • You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
  • You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
  • In the rain (+8)
  • But return with Beer (-5)
  • You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
  • You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
  • You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
  • You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
  • It’s her pet (-10)

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The Emperor’s Seed

  • Posted on August 25, 2009 at 5:29 pm

seedOnce there was an emperor in the Far East who was growing old and knew it was coming time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or one of his own children, he decided to do something different.

He called all the young people in the kingdom together one day.

He said, “It has come time for me to step down and to choose the next emperor. I have decided to choose one of you.”

The kids were shocked!

But the emperor continued.
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The Top 10 Health Benefits of Kissing…

  • Posted on August 24, 2009 at 6:03 pm

The Top 10 Health Benefits of Kissing have been documented in medical studies offering amazing advantages for a long and healthy life.

  1. Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those who don’t.
  2. Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind.
  3. Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and can double your metabolic rate. Research claims that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting 20 seconds each) will cause you to loose an entire extra pound! It’s time to start that kissing diet!
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Some cool facts

  • Posted on December 22, 2008 at 11:41 am

Some cool facts:

  1. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
  2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
  3. The name of the entire continents end with the same letterthat they start with.
  4. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  5. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
  6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using theletters on one row of the keyboard.
  7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
  9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
  11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  12. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be thetoughest tongue twister in the English language.
  13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try tosuppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neckand die.
  14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
    • Spades – King David
    • Clubs – Alexander the Great
    • Hearts – Charlemagne
    • Diamonds – Julius Caesar.
  15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 (count out the answer)
  16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legsin the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a resultof wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of naturalcauses.
  17. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers andlaser printers all have in common?Answer – All invented by women.
  18. Question – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil. What is this? Answer – Honey
  19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  20. A snail can sleep for three years.
  21. All polar bears are left handed.
  22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olivefrom each salad served in first-class.
  23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
  24. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
  25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
  27. Shakespeare invented the words ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
  28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  29. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
  30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps o squirtblood 30 feet.
  32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could haveover a million descendants.
  33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria inyour ear by 700 times.

A Friend

  • Posted on December 20, 2008 at 3:20 am

friendshiphandsHere is the ABC of friendship:

  • (A) ccepts you as you are
  • (B) elieves in “you”
  • (C) alls you just to say “HI”
  • (D) oesn’t give up on you
  • (E) nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
  • (F) orgives your mistakes
  • (G) ives unconditionally
  • (H) elps you
  • (I) nvites you over
  • (J) ust “be” with you
  • (K) eeps you close at heart
  • (L) oves you for who you are
  • (M) akes a difference in your life
  • (N) ever Judges
  • (O) ffer support
  • (P) icks you up
  • (Q) uiets your fears
  • (R) aises your spirits
  • (S) ays nice things about you
  • (T) ells you the truth when you need to hear it
  • (U) nderstands you
  • (V) alues you
  • (W) alks beside you
  • (X) plains thing you don’t understand
  • (Y) ells when you won’t listen and
  • (Z) aps you back to reality

Don’t be late for LOVE

  • Posted on December 19, 2008 at 10:08 am

Daniel : I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine : I think so. All of my friends have boyfriends and we are the only two persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives.
Daniel: Yup! I don’t know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We’ll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I’ll be your girlfriend for thirty days and you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That’s a great plan. In fact, I don’t have anything to do for the following weeks..

DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together and were both touched in the romantic film.

DAY 4:
They went to the beach and had a picnic. Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.

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The Story Doesn’t End Here

  • Posted on December 18, 2008 at 9:08 am

The Story Doesn’t End HereOnce upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time.

Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he’d sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race. He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ.

The hare woke up and realized that he’d lost the race.

The moral:

Slow and steady wins the race.

This is the version of the story that we’ve all grown up with.”

THE STORY DOESN’T END HERE.

There are few more interesting things.

It continues as follows.

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