Sheela Mishra

Farq sirf itna sa tha

SheelaMishra.com — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:29:55 +0000

Teri doli uthi, Meri mayyat uthi,
Phool tujh par bhi barse, Phool mujh par bhi barse,

Farq sirf itna sa tha,
Tu saj gayi, mujhe sajaya gaya .

Tu bhi ghar ko chali,

Main bi ghar ko chala,

Farq sirf itna sa tha,
Tu uth ke gayi, mujhe uthaya gaya .

Mehfil wahan bhi thi,
Log yahan bhi the,

Farq sirf itna sa tha
Unka hasna wahan,
Inka rona yahan.

Kazi udhar bhi tha, Molvi idhar bhi tha,
Do bol tere pade, Do bol mere pade,
Tera nikah pada, Mera janaaza pada,

Farq sirf itna sa tha
Tujhe apnaya gaya ,
Mujhe dafnaya gaya.

Mujhe itna pyar na do baba

Sheela Mishra — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:28:53 +0000

Beti says:

Mujhe itna pyar na do baba ..
Kal jane mujhe naseeb na ho..
Ye jo matha chuma karte ho ..
Kal is per shikan ajeeb na ho..

Mein jab bhi roti hun baba,
Tum ansu poncha karte ho..
Mujhe itni dur na bhejana,
Mein roun aur tum kareeb na ho…

Mere naaz uthate ho baba
Mujhpe laad lutate ho baba
Meri choti choti khwahish per
Tum jaan lutate ho baba..

Kal aisa ho ek nagri mein
Mein tanha tum kO yaad karun..
Aur ro ro kar faryad karun,
Ae bhagwan mere baba sa,

Koi pyar jatane wala hO,
Mere naaz uthane wala hO..

Mere baba muj se wada karo!
Mujhe tum chupa kar rakho ge
Duniya ki zalim nazron se

Father replied:

Har dam aisa kab ho paya hai..
Jo soch rahi ho laado tum
Wo sab to bas ek maya hai
Koi baap apni beti ko
Kab jane se rok paya hai
Sach kehte hain duniya wale
Beti to dhan paraya hai
Ghar ghar ki yehi kahani hai
Duniya ki reet purani hai
Har baap nibhata aya hai
Tere baba ko bhi nibhana hai…

Understanding The Men

Sheela Mishra — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:56:25 +0000

This is for the Woman because they know why,
And for the Men so that they will understand why.

Enough of jokes on the women now its time for some male bashing….. (For a change)…

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are….
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.and to men who can handle it!

A Different Truth

Sheela Mishra — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:31:49 +0000

A Different Truth

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, “Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?”

The man said, “I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.”

I wrote: “Today is a beautiful day but I cannot see it.”

Both signs told people that the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people that they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have.. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…

And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

Enjoy your day with a heart of gratitude.

Mumbai Board HSC (Vocational) March 2010 Time Table

Sheela Mishra — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:49:23 +0000

The time table for the Maharashtra State Board of Secondary & Higher Secondary Education examinations for H.S.C.(STD XII) (M.C.V.C.) March 2010 are given here. The H.S.C.(STD XII) (M.C.V.C.) exams are scheduled to begin on Tuesday 23rd February 2010. Please click on read more to read the time table

MAHARASHTRA STATE BOARD OF SECONDARY & HIGHER SECONDARY
               EDUCATION SHIVAJINAGAR PUNE - 4
     TIME TABLE FOR THE H.S.C. (STD XII)  EXAMINATION 

  MINIMUM COMPETENCY BASED VOCATIONAL COURSES   (M.C.V.C.)

                 FEB/MARCH 2010
The H.S.C. Examination will commence on and from Tuesday
23 th Feb 2010 and will be conducted in the following order

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DAY  DATE       TIME        SUBJECT  	  		INDEX NO
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 TUES 23/02/2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM MARATHI                       (02)
                           GUJARATI                		(03)
                           KANNADA                 		(06)
                           SINDHI                  		(07)
                           MALAYALAM               		(08)
                           TAMIL                     	(09)
                           TELUGU                        (10)
                           PUNJABI                    	(11)
                           BENGALI                    	(12)
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 TUES 23/02/2010    SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  URDU                                 (05)
                           FRENCH                               (13)
                           PALI                                 (35)
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 WED 24/02/2010  FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM ENGLISH                    		(01)
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 THURS 25/02/2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM HINDI                                (04)
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 THURS 25/02/2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  GERMAN                               (14)
                           ARDHAMAGADHI         	  	(16)
                           PERSIAN                 		(37)
                           AVESTA-PAHLAVI         		(87)
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 FRI 26/02/2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM GENERAL FOUNDATION COURSE 		(90)
                           PAPER -I
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FRI 26/02/2010   SECOND  HALF
          03.00 PM-06.00 PM SOCIOLOGY            			(45)
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 TUE 02/03/2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM GENERAL FOUNDATION COURSE 		(90)
                           PAPER -II
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FRI 05/03/2010   FIRST HALF
                           GROUP-I ENGG. TECHNOLOGY
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM ELECTRONICS TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-I Digital and Linear Electronics (J1)
                           MAINTENANCE & REPAIRS OF ELE.
                           DOMESTIC APPLIANCES
                           PAP-I Materials and Workshop Practise           (J4)
                           BUILDING MAINT
                           PAPER-I Enginerring and Building Drawing (J7)
                           AUTO ENGINEERING TECHNICIAN
                           PAP-I Auto and Diesel Cycle 	(K1)
                           MECHANICAL TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-I OPERATION & MAINTENANCE OF
                           MACHINE TOOLS-1                        (K4)
                           REPAIRS MAINT.& REWINDING OF
                           ELECTRICAL MOTORS
                           PAP-I ELECTRICAL MOTORS WINDING                     (T1)
                           COMPUTER TECHNIQUE
                           PAP-I Computer Technique paper-I              (X1)
                           Computer Network

                           MULTIMEDIA & INTERNET TECHOLOGY

                           PAP-I Hardware and internet           (Y1)

                           GROUP-II AGRICULTURE 

                           AGRICULTURE   HORICULTURE PAP-I
                           Vegetable Culture                           (L1)
                           CROP SCIENCE
                           PAP-I CASH CROPS                         (L4)
                           SEED PROD TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-I seed production technology part-3  (V4)
                           POULTRY PRODUCTION.
                           PAP-I   poultry diseases and their control (V7)

                           DAIRY TECHNOLOGY

                           PAP-I Milk Product-I(W1)
                           WATER SHED MANAGEMENT
                           PAP-I Live stock and Pasture Management(N7)

                           POST HARVEST TECHNOLOGY

                           PAP-I  post Harvest Equipment and machinary(L7)

                           GROUP-III BUSINESS & COMMERECE
                           ACCOUNTING & AUDITING
                           PAP-I FINANCIAL  ACCOUNTANCY(M1)               

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 FRI 05/03/2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  MARKETING & SALESMANSHIP
                           PAP-I MARKETING & SALES MANAGEMENT   (M4)
                           PURCHASING & STORE-KEEPING
                           PAP-I STORE-KEEPING.     		(M7)
                           INSURANCE
                           PAP-I LIFE INSURANCE PART-II         (U1)
                           BANKING
                           PAP-I BANKING AND  ACCOUNTING               (U4)
                           OFFICE MANAGEMENT
                           PAP-I MODERN OFFICE MANAGEMENT       (U7)
                           GROUP-IV FIHERIES
                           INLAND FISHERIES
                           PAPER-I AQUACULTURE.                 (N1)
                           FISH PROCESSING TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-I PROCESSING FRESH FISH
                           ICED FISH & FREEZING      	    	(N4)
                           GROUP-V PARA MEDICAL
                           MEDICAL LABORATORY TECHNOLOGY
                           PAPER-I CLINICAL PATHOLOGY &
                           HAEMATOLOGY BLOOD BANK.		(P1)
                           X-RAY TECHNICIAN
                           PAPER-I RADIO GRAPHIC, PHOTOGRAPHIC 

                           & DARK ROOM TECHNIQUES.              (P4)
                           OPTHALMIC TECHNICIAN
                           PAP-I COMMON OCULAR DISEASES
                           SPECIAL INVESTIGATION &
                           OPERATION THEATRE PROCEDURE		(P7)
                           CRECHE & PRE-SCHOOL MANAGEMENT
                           PAP-I CHILD  DEVELOPMENT
                           PRE-SCHOOL YEARS     		(Q1)
                           GROUP-VI CATERING & FOOD TECHNOLOGY
                           COOKERY
                           PAP-I ADVANCE COOKERY                (R1)
                           BAKERY & CONFECTIONARY
                           PAP-I ADVANCED BAKERY TECHNOLOGY 	(R8)
                           TOURISM & TRAVEL TECHNIQUES
                           PAP-I  TRANSPORT           		(S1)
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 SAT 06/03/2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM BOOK KEEPING & ACCOUNTANCY 		(50)

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					MON  08/03/2010   FIRST HALF
                           GROUP-I ENGG. TECHNOLOGY
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM ELECTRONICS TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-II MODERN COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS  (J2)
                           MAINTENANCE & REPAIRS OF ELE.
                           DOMESTIC APPLIANCES
                           PAP-II DOMESTIC APPLIANCES           (J5)
                           BUILDING MAINT
                           PAPER-II CONSTRUCTION TECHNOLOGY	(J8)
                           AUTO ENGINEERING TECHNICIAN
                           PAP-II AUTO TRANSMISSION SYSTEM 	(K2)
                           MECHANICAL TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-II OPERATION & MAINTENANCE OF
                           MACHINE TOOLS                        (K5)
                           REPAIRS MAINT.& REWINDING OF
                           ELECTRICAL MOTORS
                           PAP-II REPAIRS & MAINTANANCE OF
                           ELECTRICAL MOTORS                    (T2)
                           COMPUTER TECHNIQUE
                           PAP-II DATA BASE SYSTEM              (X2)
                           MULTIMEDIA & INTERNET TECHOLOGY
                           PAP-II APPLICATION SOFTWARE          (Y2)
                           GROUP-II AGRICULTURE ,AGRICULTURE HORTICULTURE
                           PAP-II FLORICULTURE & ORNAMENTAL GARDENING(L2) 

                           CROP SCIENCE
                           PAP-II NURSERY MANAGEMENT & APPLIED

                           AGRICULTURE                          (L5)

                           SEED PROD TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-II SEED PROCESSING TESTING
                           & STORAGE                            (V5)
                           POULTRY PROD.
                           PAP-II POULTRY PRODUCTS TECHNOLOGY   (V8)
                           DAIRY TECHNOLOGY
                           PAP-II MILK PRODUCTS II              (W2)
							  WATER SHED MANAGEMENT
                           PAP-II HORTICULTURE & AGRO FORESTRY
                           SYSTEMS                              (N8)

Mumbai Board HSC (General) March 2010 Time Table

Sheela Mishra — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:42:04 +0000

The time table for the Maharashtra State Board of Secondary & Higher Secondary Education examinations for H.S.C.(STD XII) March 2010 are given here. The H.S.C.(STD XII) exams are scheduled to begin on Tuesday 23rd February 2010. Please click on read more to read the time table

MAHARASHTRA STATE BOARD OF SECONDARY & HIGHER SECONDARY EDUCATION
                                                     SHIVAJINAGAR PUNE - 4

          TIME TABLE FOR THE H.S.C.(STD XII)EXAMINATION FEB/MARCH,2010

The H.S.C. Examination will commence on and from Tuesday 23th February  2010
                       and will be conducted in the following order.
               GENERAL  & BIOFOCAL(VOCATIONAL) COURCES

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DAY  DATE       TIME        SUBJECT                 IND NO
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 TUE 23-02-2010  FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM MARATHI                     (02)
                           GUJARATHI                   (03)
                           KANNADA                     (06)
                           SINDHI                      (07)
                           MALAYALAM                   (08)
                           TAMIL                       (09)
                           TELUGU                      (10)
                           PUNJABI                     (11)
                           BENGALI                     (12)
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 TUE 23-02-2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  URDU                        (05)
                           FRENCH                      (13)
                           PALI                        (35)
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 WED 24-02-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM ENGLISH                     (01)
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 THU 25-02-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM HINDI                       (04)
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 THU 25-02-2010  SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  GERMAN                      (14)
                           ARDHAMAGADHI                (16)
                           PERSIAN                     (37)
                           AVESTA-PAHLAVI              (87)
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 FRI 26-02-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS PAPER-1 (A/S)(40)
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS PAPER-1 (C)(88)
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 FRI 26-02-2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  SOCIOLOGY(A/S)        (45)
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 TUE 02-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-1.00 MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS PAPER-II (A/S)(40)
          11.00 AM-1.00 MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS PAPER-II (C)(88)
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 TUE 02-03-2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-5:30 PM  TEXTILE LAUNDRY & CLOTHING(A/S)(44)
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 THU 04-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM SECRETARIAL PRACTICE(C)(52)
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM PHYSICS PAPER I(S)(54)
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 THU 04-03-2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  POLITICAL SCIENCE (A)(42)

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 FRI 05-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM ORGANISATION OF COMMERCE & MANAGEMENT (C)(51)
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM PHYSICS PAPER- II (S)      (54)
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 FRI 05-03-2010  SECOND HALF
          3.00 AM-6.00 PM HISTORY              (A) (38)
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 SAT 06-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM  BOOK KEEPING & ACCOUNTING(A/C)(50)
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM  CHEMISTRY PAPER-I (S)(55)
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 SAT 06-03-2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 AM-6.00 PM PHILOSOPHY    (A)        (46)
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 MON 08-03-2010   FIRST HALF
           11.00 PM-2.00 PM  CO-OPERATION (A/C)    (53)
           11.00 AM-1.00 PM  CHEMISTRY PAPER-II (S)(55)
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 TUE 09-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM BIOLOGY-PAPER-I(S)(56) 

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 TUE 09-03-2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  ECONOMICS (A/S/C)             (49)
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 WED 10-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM BIOLOGY-PAPER-II(S)(56)   

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 WED 10-03-2010   SECOND HALF
	     3.00 PM-6.00 PM LOGIC(A)(47)
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 THU 11-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM RUSSIAN         (20)
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM JAPANESE       (21)
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM SANSKRIT        (33)
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM ARABIC         (36)
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 THU 11-03-2010   FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM GENERAL KNOWLEDGE (32)
                        (FOR MILITARY SCHOOL)
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THU 11-03-2010   SECOND HALF
           3.00 PM-5.30 PM CHILD DEVELOPMENT (A/S)     (43)
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THU 11-03-2010   SECOND HALF
           3.00 PM-5.00 PM CROP PRODUCTION PAPER I      (75)
                           (SCIENCE & AGRIL)
                           ANIMAL SCIENCE- PAPER I      (76)
                           (SCIENCE & AGRIL)
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 FRI 12-03-2010   FIRST HALF
           11.00 AM-12.00 PM EUROPEAN MUSIC   (A)      (73)

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 FRI 12-03-2010   SECOND HALF
           3.00  PM-6.00 PM GEOGRAPHY (A/S/C)    (39)

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 SAT 13-03-2010   FIRST HALF
           11.00 AM-1.00 PM GEOLOGY PAPER - I (S)      (41)
           11.00 AM-2.00 PM HISTORY  & APPRECIATION    (60)

                            OF ART (PAINTING SCULPTURE
                            & ARCHITECTURE)(A)

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 SAT 13-03-2010   SECOND HALF
           3.00 PM-5.00 PM  CROP PRODUCTION PAPER II   (75)
                            (SCIENCE, AGRI.)
           3.00 PM-5.00 PM  ANIMAL SCIENCE PAPER II    (76)
           3.00 PM-5.30 PM  DEFENCE STUDIES (A/S/C)    (77) 

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 MON 15-03-2010  FIRST HALF
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM PSYCHOLOGY (A/S)            (48)
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MON 15/03/2010  SECOND HALF
           3.00 PM-5.00 PM GEOLOGY PAPER-II  (S)       (41)
           3.00 PM-5.30 PM PERCUSSION   (A)            (69)
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VOCATIONAL SUBJECT EXAM WILL CONDUCT AS PER CURRENT SYLLABUS

WED 17/03/2010  FIRST HALF
               VOCATIONAL COURSES PAPER-I(TECHNICAL GROUP)
          11.00 AM-1.30 PM ELECTRICAL MAINTENANCE      (A1)
          11.00 AM-1.30 PM MECHANICAL MAINTENANCE      (A2)
          11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCOOTER & MOTOR CYCLE       (A3)
                           SERVICING
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM ELECTRONICS                 (C2)
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM COMPUTER SCIENCE            (D9)

               COMMERCE GROUP PAPER-I
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM BANKING                     (A5)
                           OFFICE MANAGEMENT           (A7)
                           MARKETING & SALESMANSHIP    (A8)
                           SMALL INDS. & SELF          (A9)
                           EMPLOYMENT
                FISHERY GROUP PAPER-I
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM FISH PROCESSING TECHNOLOGY  (B9)
                           FRESH WATER FISH CULTURE    (C1)
                AGRICULTURE GROUP PAPER-I
          11.00 AM-1.00 PM ANIMAL SCIENCE & DAIRYING   (B2)
                           CROP SCIENCE                (B4)
                           HORTICULTURE                (B5)

          INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
          11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCIENCE                     (97)
                           ARTS                        (98)
                           COMMERCE                    (99)
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WED 17/03/2010   SECOND HALF 

           3.00 PM-6.00 PM EDUCATION (A/S)             (78)
          INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
           3.00 PM-5.30 PM SCIENCE                     (97)
                           ARTS                        (98)
                           COMMERCE                    (99)
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THU 18/03/2010   FIRST HALF
	    11.00 AM-2.00 PM HISTORY & DEVELOPMENT
                           OF INDIAN MUSIC (A)         (65)
               VOCATIONAL COURSES PAPER-II (TECHNICAL GROUP)
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM GENERAL CIVIL ENGG.         (A4)
          11.00 AM-1.30 PM ELECTRICAL MAINTENANCE      (A1)
                           MECHANICAL MAINTENANCE      (A2)
                           SCOOTER & MOTOR CYCLE       (A3)
                           SERVICING
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM COMPUTER SCIENCE            (D9)
                           ELECTRONICS                 (C2)
                 COMMERCE GROUP PAPER-II
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM BANKING                     (A5)
                           OFFICE MANAGEMENT           (A7)
                           MARKETING & SALESMANSHIP    (A8)
                           SMALL INDS.& SELF EMPLOYMENT(A9)
                FISHERY GROUP PAPER-II
          11.00 AM-2.00 PM FISH PROCESSING TECHN.      (B9)
                           FRESH WATER FISH CULTURE    (C1)
                AGRICULTURE GROUP PAPER-II
         11.00 AM-1.00 PM ANIMAL SCIENCE & DAIRYING   (B2)
                           CROP SCIENCE                (B4)
                           HORTICULTURE                (B5)

           INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
          11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCIENCE                     (97)
                           ARTS                        (98)
                           COMMERCE                    (99)
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 THU 18/03/2010   SECOND HALF
          3.00 PM-5.00 PM  LIBRARY & INFORMATION 

                           SCIENCE (A/C)               (85)
          3.00 PM-6.00 PM  HISTORY & DEVELOPMENT OF
                           INDIAN CLASSICAL DANCE (A)  (91)

          INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
          3.00 PM-5.30 PM  SCIENCE                     (97)
                           ARTS                        (98)
                           COMMERCE                    (99)
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 FRI 19/03/2010   FRIST HALF
          INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
          11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCIENCE                     (97)
                           ARTS                        (98)
                           COMMERCE                    (99)
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 FRI 19/03/2010   SECOND HALF
          INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
          3.00 PM-5.30 PM  SCIENCE                     (97)
                           ARTS                        (98)
                           COMMERCE                    (99)
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VIEWER  MUST  CONFIRM  THE  DATE  &   TIME  FROM  THEIR
INSTITUTION BEFORE  THE  EXAMINATION .

Mumbai SSC Examinations Time Table March 2010

Sheela Mishra — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:39:16 +0000

The time table for the Maharashtra State Board of Secondary & Higher Secondary Education examinations for S.S.C.(STD X) March 2010 are given here. The S.S.C.(STD X) exams are scheduled to begin on Thursday 04th March 2010. Please click on read more to read the time table

MAHARASHTRA STATE BOARD OF SECONDARY & HIGHER SECONDARY EDUCATION SHIVAJINAGAR PUNE - 411004
TIME TABLE FOR THE S.S.C.(STD X) EXAMINATION MARCH 2010
The S.S.C. Examination will commence on and from Thursday 04th March 2010
 and will be conducted in the following order.

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 DAY   DATE     TIME           SUBJECT              INDEX NO
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THU  04/03/2010  FIRST HALF
               11.00 AM-2.00 PM (FIRST LANG.)
                                MARATHI                 (01)
                                HINDI                   (02)
                                URDU                    (04)
                                GUJARATHI               (05)
                                KANNADA                 (06)
                                TAMIL                   (07)
                                TELUGU                  (08)
                                MALAYALAM               (09)
                                SINDHI                  (10)
                                BENGALI                 (11)
                                PUNJABI                 (12)
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 THU 04/03/2010  SECOND HALF
               3.00 PM-6.00 PM IIND  OR IIIRD LANGUAGE
                               FRENCH                   (35)
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 FRI 05/03/2010  FIRST HALF
               11.00 AM-2.00 PM SECOND OR THIRD
                                LANGUAGE HINDI          (15)
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Happy Karwa Chauth

Sheela Mishra — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:01:20 +0000

October 7th is Karwa Chauth in India, a festival celebrated by married women for the well being and signifies extreme love and devotion to the husband. The women fast for a full one whole day, don’t even drink water, to signify the length of suffering they are prepared to go for their spouse’s well being and long life.

Karwa Chauth is derived from two words, Karwa and Chauth. Karwa means a clay pot and Chauth means the fourth night after a full moon or a new moon. In this instance it means the fourth day after the full moon in the month of Kartik, based on the hindu calendar system.

The fasting, which is considered of real importance amongst the married women of India, begins with the moon rise on the third night after the full moon of Kartik month. This fasting is started in the presence of the husband and the women do not partake of any food or drink until the next moon rise.

On the fourth night after the full moon of the Kartik month, the women wait eagerly for the moon to rise. They wear their best clothing and jewelery, which is mostly provided by the parents or siblings of the wife. As soon as the moon is visible the festivities begin and the fast is broken by the wife.

The wife first prays to the moon and seeks blessings and then looks towards the moon though a “Channi”, sieve. The wife then looks at the husband through the sieve and the husband offers the wife with some sweet or any other food to break her fast. The wife then touches the husbands feet and seeks blessings from him that she will be her wife forever and ever, in this life and other lives to come.

How to take care of your wife

Sheela Mishra — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 11:52:40 +0000

In the world, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the Woman happy

Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It’s her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-10)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)
And it’s all-you-can- eat night (-3)
It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8000)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION

She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, “Where?” (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Waiting

Sheela Mishra — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:58:35 +0000

Waiting

Desperately, helplessly, longingly, I cried;
Quietly, patiently, lovingly God replied.
I plead and I wept for a clue to my fate
And the Master so gently said, â€œWait.”

â€œWait? You say wait?”, my indignant reply.
â€œLord, I need answers, I need to know why!”
Is Your hand shortened? Or have You not heard?
By faith I have asked, and I’m claiming your Word.

My future and all to which I relate,
Hangs in the balance, and You tell me to wait?
I’m needing a ‘yes’, a ‘ go-ahead’ sign.
Or even a ‘ no’ to which I’ll resign.

You promised, dear Lord, that if we believe,
We need to but ask, and we shall receive.
Lord, I’ve been asking, and this is my cry:
I’m weary of asking! I need a reply.

Then quietly, softly, I learned of my fate,
As my Master replied again, â€œWait.”
So I slumped in my chair, defeated and taut,
And grumbled to God, “So I’m waiting. For what?”

He seemed then to kneel, and His eyes met with mine.
And He tenderly said “I could give you a sign.”
I could shake the heavens and darken the sun.
I could raise the dead and cause the mountains to run.

I could give you all you seek and pleased you would be.
You’d have what you want, but you wouldn’t know Me.
You’d not know the depth of My love for each saint.
You’d not know the power that I give to the faint.

You’d not learn to see through the clouds of despair;
You’d not learn to trust just by knowing I’m there.
You’d not know the joy of resting in Me,
When darkness and silence are all you can see.

You’d never experience the fullness of love,
When the peace of My spirit descends like a dove.
You would know that I give, and I save, for a start,
But you’d not know the depth of the beat of My heart.

The glow of My comfort late into the night,
The faith that I give when you walk without sight.
The depth that’s beyond just getting what you ask,
From an infinite God who makes what you have last.

You’d never know should your pain quickly flee,
Wait. It means that My grace is sufficient for thee.
Yes, your dearest dreams overnight would come true,
But oh, what a loss, if I lost what I’m doing in you.

So, be silent, My child, and in time you will see,
That the greatest of gifts is to truly know Me.
And though often My answers seem terribly late,
My most precious answer of all is still “WAIT”

Yes, I am still waiting.
But wish to know the period of “WAIT”