In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their Family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance …Read the Rest
Humor
Various Forms of Marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing” You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ” He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising” You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go …Read the Rest
Think Differently
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: I AM BLIND. PLEASE HELP. There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put …Read the Rest
Big B
When Amitabh Bachchan got fit after his long illness, one fine morning, he told his driver “Hey buddy, know what? I feel like driving today. Go and sit in the back”. Driver, “But sir, What about your health?” Amitabh “Nothing’s wrong with my health, I am completely fit and fine. What do you want me to do? Dance? Fight? Hain”. What can the driver say? He sits in the back …Read the Rest
Smart Wife
There was a man who had worked all his life, saved all his money, and was a real miser. Just before he died he said to his wife, “When I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.” And so he got his wife to promise him with all her …Read the Rest
Coca Cola Salesman
Disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East ( Dubai ) assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in Dubai , I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem; I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message …Read the Rest
Letter to God
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.“, Little Bobby said to his mother. Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby’s mother asked him if he …Read the Rest
Smart lady
A woman was in the kitchen cooking dinner and she was just singing, humming and giggling all over herself. Her husband asked her why she was so happy. She said, “I went to the doctor today and he said I have the beauty of a twenty year old.”
Which month are you?
See the month in which you are born and you will find out your personality !! JANUARY : Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses …Read the Rest
Heaven or Hell?
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God… “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. …Read the Rest
