Big B

April 1, 2007

When Amitabh Bachchan got fit after his long illness, one fine morning, he told his driver “Hey buddy, know what? I feel like driving today. Go and sit in the back”.

Driver, “But sir, What about your health?”

Amitabh “Nothing’s wrong with my health, I am completely fit and fine. What do you want me to do? Dance? Fight? Hain”.

What can the driver say? He sits in the back and Amitabh Bachchan start driving. He starts going in a really high speed. Breaking one red signal after another.

Finally a Hawaldar (Traffic Cop) stops his car. Walking to the car he asks for the driving license.

Amitabh Bachchan rolls down his window. The Hawaldar is shocked to see Amitabh Bachchan in the driving seat.

He quickly gets on the wireless and calls his superior, “Sir come here fast”

His superior, “Why? What happened?”

Hawaldar replies, “Sir I stopped a speeding car. Not only was it speeding, it had not stopped at a couple of red lights”

His superior, “You want me to come there to fine a speeding car? What’s wrong with you?”

Hawaldar, “No sir, I want you to come here cause the owner of the car is a really really big man. I can’t give him a ticket. Please come fast, and I think you should call your superiors too.”

His superior, “He is that big? Who is the owner of the car?”

Hawaldar, “I don’t know his name. But sir, he has hired Amitabh Bachchan as the driver.”

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