A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said:
I AM BLIND. PLEASE HELP.
There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.
That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked: “Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?”
Continue reading ‘Think Differently’
When Amitabh Bachchan got fit after his long illness, one fine morning, he told his driver “Hey buddy, know what? I feel like driving today. Go and sit in the back”.
Driver, “But sir, What about your health?”
Amitabh “Nothing’s wrong with my health, I am completely fit and fine. What do you want me to do? Dance? Fight? Hain”.
What can the driver say? He sits in the back and Amitabh Bachchan start driving. He starts going in a really high speed. Breaking one red signal after another.
Finally a Hawaldar (Traffic Cop) stops his car. Walking to the car he asks for the driving license.
Amitabh Bachchan rolls down his window. The Hawaldar is shocked to see Amitabh Bachchan in the driving seat.
He quickly gets on the wireless and calls his superior, “Sir come here fast”
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There was a man who had worked all his life, saved all his money, and was a real miser.
Just before he died he said to his wife, “When I die I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”
And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all his money in the casket with him.
Well he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony just before they were ready to close the casket the wife say, “Wait a minute!”
She had a box with her and she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
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Disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East ( Dubai ) assignment.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in Dubai , I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem; I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters. First poster: a man crawling through the hot desert sand, totally exhausted and fainting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place.”
“That should have worked,” said the friend.
The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left…”