I’ve reread all your letters
And kissed your photograph
I’m trying to remember
The funny way you laugh.The many times you held me
when things turned upside down;
You always raised my spirits
and smiled away my frown.
But where are you today, dear,
when I am missing you?
I need to hear you whisper
the love I know is true.
If you are there and hear me,
please bring me your sweet smile.
I long to hold you, darling,
for just a little while
You are my first love,
who I hold so tight.
I hope you never leave me,
I could never bear such a fight.
You are my heart,
which will always remain with me.
I envy our sweet true love,
a love that will last through eternity.
You are an angel from heaven,
who can make our wishes come true.
I can’t live without your love,
I must come see you.
You are the one I cherish and hold,
the one that whispers in my ear.
I give myself hope,
only when you are here.
You are my happiness,
when I cry.
You are my words,
when I can’t speak.
You are my life.
I HAVE A FRIEND – YOU
I have a friend
Who is perfect for me
She listens to all my problems
No matter how dumb they may be
She likes herself for who she is
And never tries to change
She tells me to be myself
And that I should never change
She was shy on the phone
But she would still call
And we would talk for hours
About nothing at all
We would talk about love and life
And discuss what we wanted to be
She knew just how I felt
And how happy I could be
She listens to me patiently
But never judges what I do or say
She helped with all my problems
And never went away
I never once felt judged by her
How much that meant to me
That I could tell her all my dreams
And she would listen to me
My friend never goes and tells
What is dear to me
She keeps it all bottled up inside
And doesn’t spread it like a bee
I am thankful for that friend of mine
Our friendship will never end
And she will always be there
For she is my best friend
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being
sized up by God…
“Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. In your case, I’m going to let you decide where you want to go!”
Bill replied, “Well, thanks, God. What’s the difference between the two?”
God said, “I’m willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision.” “Fine, but where should I go first?” God said, “I’m going to leave that up to you.” Bill said, “OK, then, let’s try Hell first.” So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. “This is great!” he told God, “If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!” “Fine,” said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. “Hmm, I think I prefer Hell” he told God. “Fine,” retorted God, “as you desire.” So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. “How’s everything going, Bill?” God asked.
Bill responded – his voice full of anguish and disappointment, “This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can’t believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?”
God says, “That was the screen saver“.
MAHARASHTRA STATE BOARD OF SECONDARY & HIGHER SECONDARY
EDUCATION SHIVAJINAGAR PUNE - 411005
TIME TABLE FOR THE S.S.C.(STD X) EXAMINATION MARCH 2007
The S.S.C. Examination will commence on and from Thursday
08th March 2007 and will be conducted in the following order.
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DAY DATE TIME SUBJECT INDEX NO
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THU 08/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM (IST LANG.)
MARATHI (01)
HINDI (02)
ENGLISH (03)
URDU (04)
GUJARATHI (05)
KANNADA (06)
TAMIL (07)
TELUGU (08)
MALAYALAM (09)
SINDHI (10)
BENGALI (11)
PUNJABI (12)
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FRI 09/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM SECOND OR THIRD
LANGUAGE HINDI (15)
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FRI 09/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-5.00 PM SECOND LANGUAGE
HINDI(COMPOSITE) ( B)
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SAT 10/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM THIRD LANGUAGE
ENGLISH (17)
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SAT 10/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM IIND OR IIIRD LANGUAGE
FRENCH (35)
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MON 12/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.00 PM SCIENCE PAPER-I (72)
PHYSIOLOGY HYGINE (77)
PEP-I (FOR BLIND,
DEAF,DUMB & SPASTIC
CANDIDATES ONLY)
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TUE 13/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.00 PM SCIENCE (PAPER-II) (72)
HOME SCIENCE P-II (77)
(FOR BLIND,DEAF, DUMB
& SPASTIC CANDIDATES ONLY)
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WED 14/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.30 PM SOCIAL SCIENCE P-I (73)
HISTORY-CIVICS
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THU 15/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.30 PM SOCIAL SCIENCE P-II (73)
GEOGRAPHY-ECONOMICS
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FRI 16/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM SECOND OR THIRD LANGUAGE
MARATHI (16)
KANNADA (20)
TAMIL (21)
TELUGU (22)
MALAYALAM (23)
SINDHI (24)
BENGALI (25)
PUNJABI (26)
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SAT 17/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM SECOND OR THIRD LANGUAGE
URDU (18)
SANSKRIT (27)
PALI (28)
ARDHAMAGADHI (29)
PERSIAN (30)
ARABIC (31)
AVESTA (32)
PAHALVI (33)
RUSSIAN (36)
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SAT 17/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-5.00 PM SECOND OR THIRD LANGUAGE
(COMPOSITE COURSE)
SANSKRIT COMPOSIT (D )
PALI COMPOSITE (E )
ARDHAMAGADHI COMPOSITE (F )
ARABIC (COMPOSITE) (G )
PERSIAN (COMPOSITE) (H )
FRENCH (COMPOSITE) (I )
GERMAN(COMPOSITE) (J )
RUSSIAN (COMPOSITE) (K )
KANNADA (COMPOSITE) (L )
TAMIL (COMPOSITE) (M )
TELUGU (COMPOSITE) (N )
MALAYALAM (COMPOSITE) (P )
SINDHI (COMPOSITE) (Q )
PUNJABI (COMPOSITE) (R )
BENGALI (COMPOSITE) (S )
GUJARATI (COMPOSITE) (T )
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TUE 20/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.30 PM MATHEMATICS P-I ALGEBRA (71)
ARITHMETIC (FOR BLIND, (76)
DEAF, DUMB & SPASTIC AND
DYSCALCULIA CAND. ONLY)
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WED 21/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.30 PM MATHEMATICS P-II (71)
GEOMETRY
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THU 22/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM SECOND OR THIRD LANGUAGE
GERMAN (34)
11.00 AM-1.00 PM SECOND LANGUAGE
MARATHI (COMPOSITE) (A )
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THU 22/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-5.00 PM INTRODUCTION TO BASIC
TECHNOLOGY PAP I (V1)
3.00 PM-7.00 PM ELEMENTS OF MECHANICAL
ENGINEERING PAP I (V2)
3.00 PM-7.00 PM ELEMENTS OF ELECTRICAL
& ELECTRONICS
TECHNOLOGY PEP-I (V3)
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FRI 23/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM GUJARATI (19)
(IIND OR III LANGUAGE)
11.00 AM-1.00 PM URDU COMPOSITE (C )
(IIND OR III LANGUAGE)
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FRI 23/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM INTRODUCTION TO BASIC
TECHNOLOGY PAP II (V1)
ELEMENTS OF MECHANICAL
ENGINEERING PAP II (V2)
ELEMENTS OF ELECTRICAL
& ELECTRONICS
TECHNOLOGY PAP-II (V3)
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VIEWER MUST CONFIRM THE DATE & TIME FROM
THEIR INSTITUTION BEFORE THE EXAMINATION .
MAHARASHTRA STATE BOARD OF SECONDARY & HIGHER SECONDARY EDUCATION
SHIVAJINAGAR, PUNE – 5
TIME TABLE FOR THE H.S.C.(STD XII)EXAMINATION FEB/MARCH,2007
The H.S.C. Examination will commence on and from Wednesday 21st February and will be conducted in the following order. (GENERAL & VOCATIONAL COURCES)
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DAY DATE TIME SUBJECT IND NO
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WED 21-02-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM MARATHI (02)
GUJARATHI (03)
KANNADA (06)
SINDHI (07)
MALAYALAM (08)
TAMIL (09)
TELUGU (10)
PUNJABI (11)
BENGALI (12)
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WED 21-02-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM URDU (05)
FRENCH (13)
PALI (35)
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THU 22-02-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM ENGLISH (01)
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FRI 23-02-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM HINDI (04)
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FRI 23-02-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM GERMAN (14)
ARDHAMAGADHI (16)
PERSIAN (37)
AVESTA-PAHLAVI (87)
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SAT 24-02-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM SECRETARIAL PRACTICE(C) (52)
11.00 AM-1.00 PM PHYSICS PAPER-I(S) (54)
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SAT 24-02-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM POLITICAL SCIENCE(A) (42)
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MON 26-02-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM ORGANISATION OF COMMERCE(C) (51)
11.00 AM-1.00 PM PHYSICS PAPER-II (S) (54)
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MON 26-02-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM HISTORY (A) (38)
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TUE 27-02-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM BOOK KEEPING & (50)
ACCOUNTANCY(A/C)
11.00 AM-1.00 PM CHEMISTRY PAPER - I(S) (55)
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TUE 27-02-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM PHILOSOPHY (A) (46)
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WED 28-02-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM CO-OPERATION (A/C) (53)
11.00 AM-1.00 PM CHEMISTRY PAPER-II (S) (55)
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THU 01-03-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.00 PM BIOLOGY PAPER-I(S) (56)
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THU 01-03-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM ECONOMICS(A/S/C) (49)
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FRI 02-03-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.00 PM BIOLOGY PAPER -II(S) (56)
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FRI 02-03-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM PSYCHOLOGY (A/S) (48)
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SAT 03-03-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.30 PM MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS
(ARTS & SCIENCE) PAPER-I (40)
MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS
(COM) PAPER-I (88)
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SAT 03-03-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM SOCIOLOGY (A/S) (45)
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MON 05-03-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.30 PM MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS
(ARTS & SCIENCE) PAPER-II (40)
MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS
(COM) PAPER-II (88)
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MON 05/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-5.30 PM TEXTILE LAUNDRY & CLOTHING (44)
(A/S)
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TUE 06/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-12.00PM EUROPEAN MUSIC (A) (73)
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TUE 06/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM GEOGRAPHY (A/S/C) (39)
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THU 08/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM RUSSIAN (20)
11.00 AM-2.00 PM SANSKRIT (33)
11.00 AM-2.00 PM ARABIC (36)
11.00 AM-1.00 PM GENERAL KNOWLEDGE (32)
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THU 08/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM CHILD DEVELOPMENT (A/S) (43)
3.00 PM-5.00 PM CROP PRODUCTION PAPER I (75)
(SCIENCE ,AGRI.)
3.00 PM-5.00 PM ANIMAL SCIENCE PAPER I (76)
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FRI 09/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-1.00 PM GEOLOGY PAPER - I (S) (41)
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FRI 09/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-5.00 PM CROP PRODUCTION PAPER II (75)
(SCIENCE, AGRI.)
3.00 PM-5.00 PM ANIMAL SCIENCE PAPER II (76)
3.00 PM-5.30 PM DEFENCE STUDIES (A/S/C) (77)
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SAT 10-03-2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM LOGIC (A) (47)
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SAT 10-03-2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-5.00 PM GEOLOGY PAPER-II (S) (41)
3.00 PM-6.00 PM HISTORY OF ARTS & APPRECIATION(60)
(PAINTING SCULPTURE
& ARCHITECTURE) (A)
3.00 PM-5.30 PM INDIAN MUSIC (69)
(PERCUSSION THEORY) (A)
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MON 12/03/2007 FIRST HALF
VOCATIONAL COURSES PAPER-I (TECHNICAL GROUP)
11.00 AM-2.00 PM GENERAL CIVIL ENGG. (A4)
11.00 AM-1.30 PM ELECTRICAL MAINTENANCE (A1)
MECHANICAL MAINTENANCE (A2)
SCOOTER & MOTOR CYCLE (A3)
SERVICING
11.00 AM-2.00 PM COMPUTER SCIENCE (D9)
ELECTRONICS (C2)
COMMERCE GROUP PAPER-I
11.00 AM-2.00 PM BANKING (A5)
OFFICE MANAGEMENT (A7)
MARKETING & SALESMANSHIP (A8)
SMALL INDS.& SELF EMPLOYMENT(A9)
FISHERY GROUP PAPER-I
11.00 AM-2.00 PM FISH PROCESSING TECHN. (B9)
FRESH WATER FISH CULTURE (C1)
AGRICULTURE GROUP PAPER-I
11.00 AM-1.00 PM ANIMAL SCIENCE & DAIRYING (B2)
CROP SCIENCE (B4)
HORTICULTURE (B5)
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MON 12/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-6.00 PM EDUCATION (A/S) (78)
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TUE 13/03/2007 FIRST HALF
11.00 AM-2.00 PM HISTORY & DEVELOPMENT
OF INDIAN MUSIC (A) (65)
VOCATIONAL COURSES PAPER-II(TECHNICAL GROUP)
11.00 AM-1.30 PM ELECTRICAL MAINTENANCE (A1)
11.00 AM-1.30 PM MECHANICAL MAINTENANCE (A2)
11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCOOTER & MOTOR CYCLE (A3)
SERVICING
11.00 AM-2.00 PM GENERAL CIVIL ENGG. (A4)
11.00 AM-2.00 PM COMPUTER SCIENCE (D9)
11.00 AM-2.00 PM ELECTRONICS (C2)
COMMERCE GROUP PAPER-II
11.00 AM-2.00 PM BANKING (A5)
OFFICE MANAGEMENT (A7)
MARKETING & SALESMANSHIP (A8)
SMALL INDS. & SELF (A9)
EMPLOYMENT
FISHERY GROUP PAPER-II
11.00 AM-2.00 PM FISH PROCESSING TECHNOLOGY (B9)
FRESH WATER FISH CULTURE (C1)
AGRICULTURE GROUP PAPER-II
11.00 AM-1.00 PM ANIMAL SCIENCE & DAIRYING (B2)
CROP SCIENCE (B4)
HORTICULTURE (B5)
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TUE 13/03/2007 SECOND HALF
3.00 PM-5.00 PM LIBRARY SCIENCE (A) (85)
3.00 PM-6.00 PM HISTORY & DEVELOPMENT OF
INDIAN CLASSICAL DANCE (A) (91)
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WED 14/03/2007 FRIST HALF
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCIENCE (97)
ARTS (98)
COMMERCE (99)
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WED 14/03/2007 SECOND HALF
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
3.00 PM-5.30 PM SCIENCE (97)
ARTS (98)
COMMERCE (99)
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THU 15/03/2007 FRIST HALF
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCIENCE (97)
ARTS (98)
COMMERCE (99)
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THU 15/03/2007 SECOND HALF
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
3.00 PM-5.30 PM SCIENCE (97)
ARTS (98)
COMMERCE (99)
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FRI 16/03/2007 FRIST HALF
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
11.00 AM-1.30 PM SCIENCE (97)
ARTS (98)
COMMERCE (99)
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FRI 16/03/2007 SECOND HALF
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY(ON LINE EXAM)
3.00 PM-5.30 PM SCIENCE (97)
ARTS (98)
COMMERCE (99)
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VIEWER MUST CONFIRM THE DATE & TIME FROM THEIR INSTITUTION BEFORE THE EXAMINATION .
One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal.
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,
One life can make a difference,
you see, it’s up to you!
Waade bhi usne kya khub nibhaye,
Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye,
Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi wo mere liye kafan le aaye
I would tell you today
That you are the one that fills my life
Whose smile I cannot wait to see
Whose arms I long to have wrapped around me
Whose lips I live to kiss
Softly, passionately, in every way.
I would want you to know
That you make my heart skip a beat
You fill my soul with contentment
You brighten my dark skies
You fill my days and nights
With stars, hopes, and cascading dreams.
I would want you to see
How beautiful the world looks with your eyes through mine
Your eyes light up the sky
Your touch paints the Heavens
Your kiss creates amazing rainbows
Of beauty, sunshine, and life.
I would want you to understand
That I have always loved you
Before I knew there was you
Before our eyes ever met
Before I found in you
Happiness, completeness, and passion.
If there were no tomorrow
I would tell you
That you are the greatest gift in my life
Whose love I cherish above all else
You sustain me with
Your laughter, love, and friendship
Before there was no knowing
I’d tell you I love you infinitely,
without boundaries, and beyond time.
Love is hell… Well… You… know… love is Life and all that hogwash!!!! Makes you believe that the World revolves around love.. And the like…
But then the Initial Ride is not worth the final fall.. I mean you feel all woozy peasy and light headed when you fall in love.. but then the feeling does not last too… long…. when you begin to discover that the “Special Person” in your life is just another Human Being… Who is the same person as you… having the same inadequacies… and the same faults… As in you… Which you covered up…. And hoped not to discover in Him/Her!!!
So I say Dears…… Wake up and smell the Pansies… Not the Freaking Roses… coz…. Love is Hell… Believe me I have been there… Done that… Girls… Please don’t ever say am all yours……… dahlin@!! All that just means you are exclusively his property and not anyone else’s… so that indirectly mean “HE CAN FLIRT WITH ALL WOMEN …” And you have to hold his hand when he’s checkin that babe in Pizza Hut.. Or Ethiraj College!!
And you are not allowed to speak to any guy Pals… Coz he might get jealous.. and Start acting funny and doing the Filmy dialogues”I like you… So much.. and can’t bear having you speaking to other Men…” And all … that Stupid Possessive Stuff… That makes us girls… Believe that our Special Man.. is totally smitten like a puppy for us…
When he’s actually not… And is just fooling us… and freaking our hormones…And Playing with our emotions…. Doesn’t that sound familiar….??????????? Well the bottom line is Never say “I do.. love you…” hehehehe “Life is one loooooooooooong journey and we meet all kinds… of people… both good.. and bad… in the road and the path… we choose”… Good people make us love life more and teach us a thing or too…
Whereas the Bad one’s, well, they too teach us many things… as in to learn from our mistakes… and not repeat the same errors… in our future relationships…or whatever we are going about in our lifetime… Or you can say our life is a book.. where we choose and write our own beautiful chapters… and we can choose who can come into our life and who we don’t want to… so we can either make a beautiful life story or make it a Sad Tragic Novel… called a sob story…. It’s entirely up to us!!!!!!!
Never Never get emotionally involved with any one….. you never know.. when you will walk alone!!!!!!!!