Mujhe itna pyar na do baba

  • Posted on March 10, 2010 at 3:58 am

Beti says:

Mujhe itna pyar na do baba ..
Kal jane mujhe naseeb na ho..
Ye jo matha chuma karte ho ..
Kal is per shikan ajeeb na ho..

Mein jab bhi roti hun baba,
Tum ansu poncha karte ho..
Mujhe itni dur na bhejana,
Mein roun aur tum kareeb na ho…

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Understanding The Men

  • Posted on February 24, 2010 at 12:26 am

This is for the Woman because they know why,
And for the Men so that they will understand why.

Enough of jokes on the women now its time for some male bashing….. (For a change)…

  • Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.
  • Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are….
  • Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
  • Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares?????…..
  • Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
  • Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
    A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
  • Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business
  • Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A. Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions.
  • Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
  • Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
  • Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
    A: Exchange him!!
  • Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.

Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.and to men who can handle it!

A Different Truth

  • Posted on February 24, 2010 at 12:01 am

A Different Truth

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

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Mumbai Board HSC (Vocational) March 2010 Time Table

  • Posted on January 14, 2010 at 8:19 am

The time table for the Maharashtra State Board of Secondary & Higher Secondary Education examinations for H.S.C.(STD XII) (M.C.V.C.) March 2010 are given here. The H.S.C.(STD XII) (M.C.V.C.) exams are scheduled to begin on Tuesday 23rd February 2010. Please click on read more to read the time table

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Mumbai Board HSC (General) March 2010 Time Table

  • Posted on January 14, 2010 at 8:12 am

The time table for the Maharashtra State Board of Secondary & Higher Secondary Education examinations for H.S.C.(STD XII) March 2010 are given here. The H.S.C.(STD XII) exams are scheduled to begin on Tuesday 23rd February 2010. Please click on read more to read the time table

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Mumbai SSC Examinations Time Table March 2010

  • Posted on January 14, 2010 at 8:09 am

The time table for the Maharashtra State Board of Secondary & Higher Secondary Education examinations for S.S.C.(STD X) March 2010 are given here. The S.S.C.(STD X) exams are scheduled to begin on Thursday 04th March 2010. Please click on read more to read the time table

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Happy Karwa Chauth

  • Posted on October 7, 2009 at 1:31 am

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October 7th is Karwa Chauth in India, a festival celebrated by married women for the well being and signifies extreme love and devotion to the husband. The women fast for a full one whole day, don’t even drink water, to signify the length of suffering they are prepared to go for their spouse’s well being and long life.

Karwa Chauth is derived from two words, Karwa and Chauth. Karwa means a clay pot and Chauth means the fourth night after a full moon or a new moon. In this instance it means the fourth day after the full moon in the month of Kartik, based on the hindu calendar system.

The fasting, which is considered of real importance amongst the married women of India, begins with the moon rise on the third night after the full moon of Kartik month. This fasting is started in the presence of the husband and the women do not partake of any food or drink until the next moon rise.

On the fourth night after the full moon of the Kartik month, the women wait eagerly for the moon to rise. They wear their best clothing and jewelery, which is mostly provided by the parents or siblings of the wife. As soon as the moon is visible the festivities begin and the fast is broken by the wife.

The wife first prays to the moon and seeks blessings and then looks towards the moon though a “Channi”, sieve. The wife then looks at the husband through the sieve and the husband offers the wife with some sweet or any other food to break her fast. The wife then touches the husbands feet and seeks blessings from him that she will be her wife forever and ever, in this life and other lives to come.

How to take care of your wife

  • Posted on October 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm

How to take care of your wifeIn the world, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the Woman happy

Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

  • You make the bed (+1)
  • You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
  • You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
  • You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
  • In the rain (+8)
  • But return with Beer (-5)
  • You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
  • You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
  • You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
  • You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
  • It’s her pet (-10)

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Waiting

  • Posted on September 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Waiting

Waiting

Desperately, helplessly, longingly, I cried;
Quietly, patiently, lovingly God replied.
I plead and I wept for a clue to my fate
And the Master so gently said, “Wait.”

“Wait? You say wait?”, my indignant reply.
“Lord, I need answers, I need to know why!”
Is Your hand shortened? Or have You not heard?
By faith I have asked, and I’m claiming your Word.

My future and all to which I relate,
Hangs in the balance, and You tell me to wait?
I’m needing a ‘yes’, a ‘ go-ahead’ sign.
Or even a ‘ no’ to which I’ll resign.

You promised, dear Lord, that if we believe,
We need to but ask, and we shall receive.
Lord, I’ve been asking, and this is my cry:
I’m weary of asking! I need a reply.

Then quietly, softly, I learned of my fate,
As my Master replied again, “Wait.”
So I slumped in my chair, defeated and taut,
And grumbled to God, “So I’m waiting. For what?”

He seemed then to kneel, and His eyes met with mine.
And He tenderly said “I could give you a sign.”
I could shake the heavens and darken the sun.
I could raise the dead and cause the mountains to run.

I could give you all you seek and pleased you would be.
You’d have what you want, but you wouldn’t know Me.
You’d not know the depth of My love for each saint.
You’d not know the power that I give to the faint.

You’d not learn to see through the clouds of despair;
You’d not learn to trust just by knowing I’m there.
You’d not know the joy of resting in Me,
When darkness and silence are all you can see.

You’d never experience the fullness of love,
When the peace of My spirit descends like a dove.
You would know that I give, and I save, for a start,
But you’d not know the depth of the beat of My heart.

The glow of My comfort late into the night,
The faith that I give when you walk without sight.
The depth that’s beyond just getting what you ask,
From an infinite God who makes what you have last.

You’d never know should your pain quickly flee,
Wait. It means that My grace is sufficient for thee.
Yes, your dearest dreams overnight would come true,
But oh, what a loss, if I lost what I’m doing in you.

So, be silent, My child, and in time you will see,
That the greatest of gifts is to truly know Me.
And though often My answers seem terribly late,
My most precious answer of all is still “WAIT”

Yes, I am still waiting.
But wish to know the period of “WAIT”

Determination

  • Posted on September 22, 2009 at 8:54 am

The Brooklyn BridgeIn 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before.

Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart that it could be done. He just had to share the dream with someone else. After much discussion and persuasion he managed to convince his son Washington, an up and coming engineer, that the bridge in fact could be built.

Working together for the first time, the father and son developed concepts of how it could be accomplished and how the obstacles could be overcome. With great excitement and inspiration, and the headiness of a wild challenge before them, they hired their crew and began to build their dream bridge.

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